The Never Ending Tale

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:37 am

...got sick and then he went to...

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by pancaketroll on Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:43 pm

..the bush and pooped, he realized that..

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Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:44 am

...his butt was dirty and so...

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by pancaketroll on Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:54 am

...he took off his t-shirt and used it to clean his butt up, but then...

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:22 pm

...he couldn't wear it again because it was dirty and so ...

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Post by Mr. Dinnertime on Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:49 am

he fashioned a new t-shirt out of leaves from a nearby palm tree. This caused him to

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by Misty on Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:41 am

See how crazy he had become, so he decided to

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Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Wed Sep 05, 2012 9:15 am

...visit a MEDIC but he realised that

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Post by Xard on Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:55 pm

No Doctor can help him with his advanced

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Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:28 am

...psychotic stance(lol?) so he decided to...

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Post by Xard on Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:36 am

Look from another point of view , so he.......

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Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:46 am

..went to a witch that could....

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by cyanide on Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:08 am

...oh yes she could. The young adventurous Philip went to the witch which also happened to be a black teenager in the suburbs of Detroit. He approaches your house with a suspicious looking bag of skittles and you become scared at his quickening approach. You yell ''STOP RIGHT THERE NIGGER'' but the young man just doesnt stop , so you pull out your trusty ruger 14 (inspired by anders breivik) and you start promoting your cultural tolerancy on the young negro by putting a slug in his fat rubber tube lips. However , the roody-poo's lips are so sturdy that they ricochet the bullet all the way to the moon and back , and it hits you in the dick. You then notice that you have a raging erection...

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Post by shodan on Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:03 pm

...Then I take out my massive, pulsating, throbbing member out of my pants and begin to jerk it with the tenacity of 100 bleeding walruses, completely ignoring the negro and his cold gaze...

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Post by cyanide on Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:08 am

...then you start quickening the pace of your furious masturbation and you start reaching climax , and just before busting your nut you scream ACHTUNG JUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you ejaculate a massive load of cum on the black man then his mom gets scared and sais ''You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'' i begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way! I put my walkman on and grabbed my ticket and said i might as well kick it!
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air...

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by Gin on Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:09 am

and

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by pete on Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:21 am

gin pls no

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by cyanide on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:16 am

and then gin met eminem

his moms spaghetti
vomit on his sweater already
arms are sweaty

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by shodan on Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:12 am

passed out and..

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by cyanide on Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:20 am

WOKE UP AT CYANIDES PAD

(BTW SHOD NICE SIGNATURE LOL AM PROFESSIONAL PHOTOSHOPPIST)

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by shodan on Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:56 am

LOL thanks, its amazing.

Also I was reading first page thats why i put the "passed out and.." part. My bad...Continue

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by Misty on Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:53 am

and then someone decided to start a new story about a little boy called Bob!

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by cyanide on Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:57 am

AND THIS BOB FIND TABULA AND DECIDE TO HAVE SEX WITH HER AND HAVE MANY PROSPEROUS CHILDREN THE FIRST CHILD WILL BE CALLED BIGGIE SMALLS AND HE WILL BE A FAT NIGGER AND THEN ONE EDAY HE GOES GROCERY SHOPPING AND THE LADY IS LIKE ''AYYY BIGGIE WAT U NEED SUGARRR'' AND UR LIKE

Yeah my nigga Fame up in Prospect
Nah they're my niggaz nah love wouldn't disrespect
I didn't say them, they schooled me to some niggaz
that you knew from back when, when you was clockin minor figures
Now they heard you blowin up like nitro
And they wanna stick the knife through your windpipe slow
So - thank Fame for warnin me cause now I'm warnin you
I got the mac nigga tell me what you gonna do


AND THEN U GET SHOT BY TUPAC LOL....

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:15 am

...and you begin to bleed while...

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Re: The Never Ending Tale

Post by Sammo__ on Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:13 am

You realise that there's no other option but to kill Tupac. It's tough knowing that you're about to end a generation of musical awesomeness, but you just happened to have a shank with you. You rise up with your shank in hand, and kill Tupac.

You've done the worst; you've killed another human being! To blow off some steam you smoke a joint. The joint was so great you needed to make a trip to 7-11 to get some Cool Ranch Doritos (to satisfy your munchies). When you open the bag of doritos you find.....

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