Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Spartan on Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:09 am

because we crashed again!
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by ApocaŁypse on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:37 am

Why are you making meaningless threads?
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Gin on Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:44 pm

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Spartan on Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:37 pm

sorry i'm spammin the general chat with meaningless posts...
oh wait
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:27 pm

she saw on the other side a handsome turkey
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Spartan on Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:57 am

the turkey got aids
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:09 am

that's the chicken's problem
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Spartan on Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:57 pm

well...
shit
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:39 pm

and her eater's too
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Spartan on Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:31 pm

huh?
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Cloudé on Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:14 pm

I put a cocktail stick in my japseye and I enjoyed it.
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by pete on Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:10 am

did it fel as good as fingering ur own ashole??
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Jippos on Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:05 pm

First off i like to eat pie Smile-



OH CAKE TO I STILL LIKE CAKE Smile

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:24 am

the cake is a lie
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Jippos on Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:08 am

YOUR MOMMA A LIE

HULKS MOMMA IS A LIE Very Happy

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:40 pm

then that makes me hulk


also the chicken saw grain on the other side
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Jippos on Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:07 am

why did the snail cross the road?


and why did the rooster cross the rood

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:23 am

snail cuz he is fast enough to do it

rooster cuz he saw the chicken cross the road too
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Jippos on Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:32 am

nope ^-^

Why did the snail cross the road

Why did the rooster cross the road

Anwser1: to get the the shell shop (gas station)

Anwser2: because the chicken was on vacation Very Happy

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:30 pm

there is no difference between our answers
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by ApocaŁypse on Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:21 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police.

Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was.

As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in.

After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be..

As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back.
Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more.

As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by zeros on Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:44 am

Apoc Destroyed it....
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:07 am

oh well
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Naughty on Sun Dec 25, 2016 4:45 am

I like food. I love food. Food is my life. I am food. Eat up.
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Obi-Wan Kenobi on Sun Dec 25, 2016 1:27 pm

i assume it's chicken food
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